Skookum Alien Mints 14g (QUAD)

We could have told you this stuff was “out of this world”. But that would be a lie. Sadly, it is not the product of hyper-intelligent interstellar beings conducting breeding experiments in pursuit of the ultimate cannabis strain. No. Rather, this glitzed-out cross of Alien Cookies x Kush Mints was grown right here, by a humble, earth-dwelling master farmer with decades of experience. Sometimes the truth isn’t sexy, but the fact is – Alien Mints is a damn-fine smoke.

Yet another banger from the one and only Legend. Visually, it doesn’t get much better than this. A whirling galaxy of crystal-clear trichomes with stunning purple accents. Buds are chunky, dense and solid to the touch. Expertly hand-trimmed before undergoing an extended cure. So caked it’s liable to gum up your grinder. Boo hoo.

Woah. This stuff is quite the experience. A close encounter of the herb kind, no doubt. The aroma is both piercing and intriguing. Top notes of pine and sour chem, accompanied by subtler hits of cream with a touch of sweetness. Smells dangerous. Probably is. The smoke is expansive and impeccably smooth. Expect robust woodsy flavour right down to the final puff. Burns to soft grey ash.

Ok. So the label reads Hybrid. And for all intents and purposes, it is. But good lord does it ever slap. A particle beam of brain-tingling fun that’ll blast straight through your cranium and out the other side. Expect huge waves of feel-good euphoria paired with a calming energy that will brighten your surroundings while keeping you sharp and functional. At higher doses, things can get a bit scrambly. Good endurance with very little burnout. There’s no X-Files conspiracy here, folks. Just some good ol’ terrestrial cannabis that’s an absolute pleasure to puff on.