Skookum Black Scottie 14g (QUAD)

Blaze me up, Scottie! Then puff, puff, pass – lest you bogart this shit and wind up in another dimension. This extraordinary cross of Triangle Kush x Rare Dankness #1 is a rocket ship to deep space. Once you’re this far out, you ain’t never coming back.

How’s she look, captain? Pretty damn frosty, a glitzed-out moonrock to be sure. Masterfully grown by the talented Humble Gemini, this all-natty crop has been cold-cured to perfection. Buds are dense, well-manicured and nicely tacky on the breakdown.

Set your phazers to stun. The aromas dripping off this stuff are absolutely capturing. An otherworldly blend of chocolate wafer, mint, cream, chem, and candied lemon. But wait, there’s more. Wiggle that nose a little longer and soak in undertones of cedar, pine and dank earth. Ahhh, so good! Flavour is on warp drive. Expect thick clouds of robust smoke all the way through. Burns to soft grey ash.

Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ignition. Black Scottie lifts off with spacy immediacy – it’s endlessly relaxing and not at all productive. Leave the rocketry to the folks in lab coats – you’ve more important matters to attend to, like laying on the couch blasted outta your gourd. Book your intergalactic vacation today!